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Load up the van
Start up the kia sedona
Make certain to fuel up and leave your old clothes in the trunk

So when they find them
Your kids will start to question
It’s not patience when you’re waiting while you’re pushing your luck

Next step is distance
Time to make yourself an outcast
Convince yourself that you’re all alone

And then you feast down
To whoever will fuel you
Cause a nine month tour ain’t gonna make you any younger

Again, play pretend
Cause a nine month tour ain’t gonna make you any younger
Again, play pretend
Cause a nine month tour ain’t gonna make you any younger

Tell her the truth
And pray that there’s a fallout
So you can go cause you know what’s best

Hitting the road from home has never looked like such a good thing
Being locked in the studio with a new solo project

Again, play pretend
Cause a nine month tour ain’t gonna make you any younger
Again, play pretend
Cause a nine month tour ain’t gonna make you any younger

I still want to hear your voice before you go under

Twenty-five years later you still won’t be any younger

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from The Fork Universe Of Funky Love, released July 29, 2022

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Professor Goldstein Hyattsville, Maryland

I love pop punk. I love country. I love that every indie band is now trying to be their own take on Weezer and I’d love to find my niche in the Weezer-core genre. Whether it’s a nasally, stream-of-conscious screechfest of a song or a carefully crafted ballad that subtly describes how Dinosaur documentaries shaped my childhood. ... more

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