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I’m on the night train to Moscow
Try my best to have some fun
My cohort parties at happy hour like it’s 1941

Down here at the bottom of the barrell
The punks rip you out the womb
And while they throw you up against the wall just close your eyes and count 1-2-3 BOOM

The doors are open and she likes the band
But the fans are weirdos and I’m in a room of
Ska punk skater friends and she’s my chapstick lesbian
The red line is just around the bend

Hey girl, I’m goin out girl
To play the Beastie Boys’ TO ALL THE GIRLS
With another girl, a much cooler girl
And when we get onstage they say HEY… MAAAAAAN

Gonna get my song on the radio
Can I get another one, amen AMEN
Get back, I’m singing Nail the Track
A song that Sam wrote when they were nine or ten

The doors are open and she likes the band
But the fans are weirdos and I’m in a room of
Ska punk skater friends and she’s my chapstick lesbian
The red line is just around the bend

The doors are open and she likes the band
But the fans are weirdos and I’m in a room of
Ska punk skater friends and she’s my chapstick lesbian
The red line is just around the bend

The doors are open and she likes the band
But the fans are weirdos and I’m in a room of
Ska punk skater friends and she’s my chapstick lesbian
The red line is just around the bend

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from The Fork Universe Of Funky Love, released July 29, 2022

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Professor Goldstein Hyattsville, Maryland

I love pop punk. I love country. I love that every indie band is now trying to be their own take on Weezer and I’d love to find my niche in the Weezer-core genre. Whether it’s a nasally, stream-of-conscious screechfest of a song or a carefully crafted ballad that subtly describes how Dinosaur documentaries shaped my childhood. ... more

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