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Typical me, left without bidding farewell
Drive up 16th st and swear that I’m sober
Running into the same faces on Sunday afternoon in Beltsville
No questions asked, my stay here is over

Every night I need someone to tell me I’m not dead
Cause I’m going off the deep end now

I’m on the road with a broken CD binder
My two best friends and a place to crash on the floor
And God I wanna be a teacher so bad but I don’t think I’m cut out for the job
So I’ll call you when I get sick in New York

I took everything but the tie around my neck
Ran around the December block over and over
Gaining momentum instead of facing all these fucked up tendencies
The blame is my own, I was straight edge and sober

Take it or leave it pack up the van and head up to Brooklyn
Cause the road is seeming more enticing the closer that I get

I’m on the road with a broken CD binder
My two best friends and a place to crash on the floor
And God I wanna be a mom so bad but I don’t think I’m cut out for the job
So I’ll call you when I get sick in New York

So please turn up the Stockhausen to blend the monsters in my head
Maybe when they’re gone we’ll all be healed

I’m on the road with a broken CD binder
My two best friends and a place to crash on the floor
And if you walk in with a smile on your face then you’re probably cut out for the job
So I’ll call you get the bits through
On the subway cause I miss you
I shoulda called you when I got sick in New York

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from The Fork Universe Of Funky Love, released July 29, 2022

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Professor Goldstein Hyattsville, Maryland

I love pop punk. I love country. I love that every indie band is now trying to be their own take on Weezer and I’d love to find my niche in the Weezer-core genre. Whether it’s a nasally, stream-of-conscious screechfest of a song or a carefully crafted ballad that subtly describes how Dinosaur documentaries shaped my childhood. ... more

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